Ryan made me giant knitting needles on his lathe. That's why we're perfect for each other.
I didn't want to look 5 months pregnant anymore, so I started using this old, hand-me-down machine. I don't know what the kids did to it, but it's already broken. Good timing though, cuz I'm already over exercising. I give up. I guess I'm just gonna have to die of heart disease.
Sheddy dog + crawling baby in fleece PJs =
Yeah, my life is gross. Hardly worth living, if you ask me.
I won't let her play with my make-up, so she makes do with what she can find. Dry erase marker lipstick,
hair clip earrings,
and my personal favorite,
ketchup eyeshadow! Freaky right?
They love Lando. He doesn't love them, but he's pretty patient anyway.

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See, I knew you had it in you! Hanne is only freaky looking because she has an Aerosmith-esque yellow feather earring. Love the pictures.
Ryan is the perfect match, I'd marry Ryan if I were gay (but happy I'm not).
I was totally laughing, Schmath. Glad my daughter is not the only one who looks like that. But Hanne does have her beat with the eyeshadow!
Awesome post.
Should I be worried that my husband talking about being gay with yours?
what are you going to make with your giant knitting needles?
Ooh, I'm glad you asked cuz I'm really excited about it! First I want to make a pouf: http://pinterest.com/pin/225507529/
Then, a blanket:
http://pinterest.com/pin/242353992/
And I also want to make a rug. In my head, it has zigzag yellow and white stripes, but in reality, that would get really dirty really fast. So I don't know.
I'm thinking I would buy jersey fabric and make t-shirt yarn out of it for the pouf and maybe the rug, but what I really want for the blanket and rug is this big stitch alpaca yarn, but it's $120 a bump. http://pinterest.com/pin/265894493/
Way too cute! (Don't blink. They'll be in high school before you know it.)
That makeup is way too funny! Bird house too, but we get some strange babying in our house as well
She's a free spirit. So are you. Love the ottoman, by the way. The kids could play kick ball...
Come on Schmath, surely Halloween has given you something to blog about. How about that 'people I want to hit' blog post...
Stacey, your daughter makes me laugh :) Love the pictures!
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